Ah, Singles’ Day—the day where we commemorate all those without a metaphorical ball and chain. Relationships are definitely special, and it’s hard to look around and see happy couples paired up to share all of life’s (big and small) moments when you’re living the solo life face-first in a box of takeout. That said, don’t get down on yourself, champ. Instead of sulking about the life you could’ve had by now with Brittany from freshman year of college, think about all the perks of flying solo, like being able to ignore your text messages for days without consequence or never having to debate over who gets to dominate more space on the bathroom counter. Who said being emotionally unavailable and personally independent wasn’t its own form of luxury?

In the spirit of celebrating the single life, shop away with these epic Singles’ Day 2022 sales. Your faithful editors here at VICE found slammin’ deals on home goods, sex toys, apparel, tech, and cookware (but don’t eat your feelings). Now, suck it up and throw out that half-eaten box of Russell Stover chocolates. 

The Best Home Goods and Furniture Deals 

Avocado is holding an Organic Sale where you can score 10% off sitewide, including its classic Green Mattress.


Avocado Green Mattress (Queen)

$1999$1899 at Avocado

Brooklinen is offering 15% off sitewide for its Friends & Family Sale

Buffy is wasting no time with deals up to 40% off sitewide to get a head start on Black Friday

Casper is holding early Black Friday deals on select plush mattresses for up to $800 off.

Dyson is offering up to $150 savings on select technology, including high-tech vacuums, air purifiers, and hair care devices such as the AirWrap. One of our favorite vacuum models is also in the mix.


Dyson V12 Detect Slim Absolute

$649.99$549.99 at Dyson


Dyson Cool Autoreact Purifying Fan

$549.99$399.99 at Dyson

Nectar Sleep is offering 33% off savings sitewide so you can sleep like a baby on its best-selling mattresses.

Wayfair is offering up to 70% off as part of its Black Friday sneak preview deals.

West Elm is offering up to 70% off its best-sellers

The best tech deals

B&H is offering a truck load of early holiday deals across all tech categories. 

Bose has its beloved tech for up to 40% off, including its ultra-popular noise-canceling headphones.


Noise Cancelling Headphones 700

$449$399 at Bose

Lenovo is having doorbuster deals for up to 70% off on select laptops, tablets, tech accessories, and monitors.

Meridian, maker of our fave body hair trimmer, is offering 20% off sitewide with code SINGLE20.

Microsoft is offering up to $400 off its Surface Laptops, which feature a sleek touchscreen.

Samsung is already in the midst of its Early Black Friday sales, including deals on QLED TVs (an editor favorite), gaming monitors, home appliances, smartphones, and tech accessories.


55” QN85B Neo QLED 4K TV

$1499.99$999.99 at Samsung

$1499.99$999.99 at Samsung

The best kitchen and cookware deals

Caraway is wasting no time and getting a head start with its Cyber Season Sale with items 20% off sitewide.

Nutr has its epic nut, oat, and seed milk machine on sale for 20% off when you use code FLASH20 at checkout.  In case you didn’t know, we adore it.

$169 at Nutr

Nutribullet, our smoothie-blending king, is offering 20% off personal blenders with code SINGLESDAY.

Our Place is offering 30% off sitewide as an early Black Friday treat on its iconic Always Pan and Perfect Pot.

$145$95 at Our Place

$165$115 at Our Place

Sur La Table is embracing single life with its 20% off Friends & Family Sale. Make sure to use the code FRIEND at checkout to get the discount. 

The best deals on sexual toys and wellness

Foria is offering 21% off sitewide, so stock up on its popular CBD lube.

LELO has a range of sex toys on sale for up to 50% off for Singles’ Day, cause *you don’t need anybody.

Lovehoney is gracing us with savings of up to $120 off on its sex toy advent calendars. Sexy surprises such as lingerie, lube, and toys are behind each erotic door.


Sweet Seduction Couple’s Advent Calendar

$209.99$120 at Lovehoney


Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Advent Calendar

$244.99$120 at Lovehoney

Lovers is offering 11% off sitewide with promo code ELEVEN.

Mystery Vibe wants you to get off during its Singles’ Day Sale with its 25% off deals, including our favorite flexible Crescendo 2 Vibrator

$249$187 at MysteryVibe

Zumio, maker of one of our fave vibrators for targeted clitoral stimulation, is offering 25% off sitewide plus free shipping.

The best fashion and skincare deals 

Abercrombie & Fitch is holding its annual outwear event where you can snag coats and jackets for 30% off

Abercrombie & Fitch

Workwear Jacket

$140$98 at Abercrombie & Fitch

$140$98 at Abercrombie & Fitch

 Adidas is in the middle of its week of deals, which includes up to 60% off sale items and its popular Ultraboost sneakers

Alo is offering 30% off sitewide on its popular athleisure-wear.

ASOS is saluting singles with 25% off sitewide with promo code XOXO.

Coach Outlet is offering an extra 22% off on already discounted handbags, totes, and apparel for Singles’ Day.  

Coach Outlet

Graham Slim Brief In Signature Canvas

$598$239.20 at Coach Outlet

$598$239.20 at Coach Outlet

Crocs is offering up to 50% off select styles—and hey, might help you get laid, because who doesn’t want to go home with someone wearing Crocs?

Everlane is taking 30% off sweaters and outerwear, so you can stay warm even if you’re the only one on the sofa. 

Farfetch, home of droolworthy designer goods, is offering 22% off select styles.

Hoka never fails to impress us with its running shoes, so good thing a handful of new markdowns have been added to its ongoing sale.


Challenger All Terrain 6

$140$111.99 at Hoka

$160$127.99 at Hoka

J.Crew is giving shoppers 30% off when they use the code FRIENDS at checkout.

Nordstrom has holiday deals for up to 60% off across all categories including apparel, shoes, and accessories.

The North Face is honoring those who don’t have a ball and chain with its Singles’ Day sale running through November 13. To get an extra 20% off sales items, become a member and use promo code SINGLESDAY and checkout.

The North Face

TKA Attitude Full-Zip Fleece

$109$76.30 at The North Face

$109$76.30 at The North Face

The North Face

Castleview 50/50 Down Jacket

$300$210 at The North Face

$300$210 at The North Face

Paula’s Choice, the brand behind the cult-fave liquid exfoliant and more popular skincare, is offering 25% off holiday sets.

Reebok is taking up to 50% off select styles with promo code FAM.

SkinStore is offering 25% off select skin-care products with promo code SINGLES.

Tatcha, the Japanese skincare brand that keeps us glowing, will hook you up with a free gift with $150+ orders when you use the promo code SINGLES22.

Zappos is offering up to 50% off select brands, so while you may not have a partner, you will have fresh kicks.

Now turn off “My Heart Must Go On” and go be proud of your singlehood.

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